And a story about nine weddings, The Big Mouth, The Great One, Eleanor Roosevelt, 45 Bloody Marys, a small piano, and 60 feet of rope.

And a story about nine weddings, The Big Mouth, The Great One, Eleanor Roosevelt, 45 Bloody Marys, a small piano, and 60 feet of rope.
From Purity Supreme! (Which isn’t the name of a stripper, although it probably should be.)
With lemon and margarine.
Well, you could probably use a little more onion and carrot.
With veal and pork.
With olives and onion juice, because of course.
Stuffed with Ritz and Parmesan.
The card says tartar sauce, but, I mean, come on.
With potato chips, peas, and hard boiled eggs.
There’s a sweet and sour sauce recipe on the back.
Or scallops.
Two of my favorite ingredients.