Another riff on party mix, Texas Trash, you know the kind of thing. Or… do you?

Another riff on party mix, Texas Trash, you know the kind of thing. Or… do you?
A tea sandwich with the noblest of vegetables.
Deep fried, with chicken livers, chives, and parsley.
And a story about nine weddings, The Big Mouth, The Great One, Eleanor Roosevelt, 45 Bloody Marys, a small piano, and 60 feet of rope.
Dated July 1, 1955.
From Aunt Rose.
When pork enthusiasts say they eat “everything but the oink,” they mean it.
And a little random movie star trivia.
It really only looks like a Robert if you squint.
An appetizer or snack, maybe. I’m not categorizing this as a main course.
With cream cheese.
From a Jelke’s Good Luck margarine package.