Another riff on party mix, Texas Trash, you know the kind of thing. Or… do you?

Another riff on party mix, Texas Trash, you know the kind of thing. Or… do you?
With chili powder, dry mustard, and cayenne.
The struggles of the 1960s career woman.
There was a time when we didn’t know how to use this product.
With sour cream, mayonnaise, and four kinds of flavored salt.
Soaked overnight and cooked with barbecue sauce.
With garlic salt, celery salt and onion salt.
Let’s continue talking about brisket.
The peasant food we harvested into luxury.
Celery salt can be one of two things.
Not an April Fool’s joke.
A recipe for turkey gravy over rice.