Turns out that mustard and charcoal have more in common than just hot dogs.

Turns out that mustard and charcoal have more in common than just hot dogs.
With olives and onion juice, because of course.
Stuffed with Ritz and Parmesan.
With bacon and butter.
Somehow, we haven’t actually talked about couscous, yet.
Made with cream cheese and whipped topping.
With celery seed and mustard seed.
Happy Fourth of July!
With turkey or chicken.
Made with half and half.
With vanilla and almond extract.
The card says tartar sauce, but, I mean, come on.