Somewhat better known as rosettes.

Somewhat better known as rosettes.
Looks more like a carrot cake?
Or “cocoa-cola cake,” as it was called in the 1960s. (Get it?)
Tastes like $15,000.
With cinnamon.
Also known as raspberry ribbon pie.
With vanilla wafers.
Made with cream cheese and whipped topping.
With cream cheese frosting.
All you need is a carrot cake to put it on.
Made with marshmallows.
Mmph. Go get a cup of tea, this is a long one.