A pasta salad with hot dogs. No, really.

A pasta salad with hot dogs. No, really.
With cucumbers, onions, and peppers.
With Minute Rice and Ragu tomato sauce.
With “mangoes,” meaning bell peppers.
At least I think that’s what she meant?
No, not your grandma’s seasoning.
Wouldn’t mind seeing this on a hot dog, but I’d use jalapenos.
With salad dressing and “Salad Supreme.”
Not the fruit, though.
An obscure brand of a popular sugar substitute.
Just in case sixteen of your best friends want to visit the bayou.