Featuring everyone’s favorite sort-of-maple kind-of-syrup.

Featuring everyone’s favorite sort-of-maple kind-of-syrup.
Cornmeal porridge, really. Or you could view it as sweet grits, even.
With ketchup and bacon.
With raisins and citron.
Made with sorghum and coffee.
With butter flavor Crisco and syrup.
Cranberries, apples, brown sugar and cloves.
On a Sears receipt from 1969.
Sausage’s answer to chicken and waffles.
Is it wrong that I want to drop crumbled bacon into the mixer too?