Ghosts and Hernias

Three unrelated one-liners.

From a box sold in Chicago, Illinois.

Ghosts and Hernias

Mother ghost to baby ghost: “Don’t spook until you’re spoken to.”

Definition of temperamental — Easy glum, easy glow

Some people are as popular as a hernia at a weight lifter’s convention.

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