The Automated Plane

Ah, the dangers of science.

From a box sold in Chicago, Illinois.

Attention Please!

The time is now 5:45. You are flying at a speed of 352 miles an hour, at a height of 4,394 feet. We are 342 miles from San Francisco, 623 miles from Seattle.

Everything on this aircraft is completely automatic. The aircraft is piloted by a mechanical device. There is no pilot aboard.

Sit back and relax and enjoy your flight. Nothing can go wrong–can go wrong–can go wrong–can go wrong…

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