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From a box sold in Chicago, Illinois.
A Man From Texas
A man from Texas passed away and awoke in the next world. As the looked around in awe, he said to the main next to him,
“O-h-h-h-h, this looks just like Texas. It must be Heaven.”
The man next to him answered dryly,
“It might look like Texas, but it’s not Heaven.”